Kids, Parenting and Family: No kidding

No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

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You deserved it 387

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 209

Strong bond

By you’re still a bad mom! - 14/02/2022 00:01

Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 16:00

Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML

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You deserved it 1 791

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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You deserved it 6 461

Not my problem

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML

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You deserved it 143

Keep it to yourself

By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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You deserved it 19 854

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 915

Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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You deserved it 917

Hangryko 31

Friday 23 February 2024 17:18

The truth hurts. Press assault charges.

great_nate 26

Friday 23 February 2024 21:40

Be aware of your surroundings.

Comments

poopface82 19

Friday 23 February 2024 15:06

You’re right, but you shouldn’t say it.

Hangryko 31

Friday 23 February 2024 17:18

The truth hurts. Press assault charges.

Brightside86 30

Friday 23 February 2024 20:17

Dude learn to have some tact. Also that sounds like a parenting/environmental issue. There's a lot you can do as a parent to give your children the support/tools/skills to become someone you can be proud of. If you just don't want children just say that, you shouldn't dictate your lifestyle by the actions of your sister.

great_nate 26

Friday 23 February 2024 21:40

Be aware of your surroundings.

THE_FETT 7

Saturday 24 February 2024 5:27

write this in understandable English..... Then maybe i can absorb what the hell you are talking about

SJKatt 15

Saturday 24 February 2024 19:43

It's entirely understandable. Do you need someone to reword it so that you can understand it better?

hopejm 5

Saturday 24 February 2024 15:09

gee,I wonder she he kids got their attitudes from? note the sarcasm here... I don't blame you one bit.

SJKatt 15

Saturday 24 February 2024 19:42

You 100% deserve this. Your sister's failure to raise her kids has nothing to do with raising kids as a whole, unless you already know that your entire family line is gonna raise assholes, which, again, deserved.