Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
demons0108 0
....at least you have a girlfriend? But seriously, FYL Hahaha @ you. Don't be a bully. Oh wait...too late for you :)
lookfirst 0
I personally don't see the issue, but it seems to be pissing you off. Which I'd say is the last you deserve. Oh, and I hope your girlfriend sees this and realises exactly how much you think of her.
legs_etc_ 0
Do you expect sympathy?
prttyyngthng 0
You must not have seen "Revenge of the Nerds" while you were picking on him. Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Millybug 0
Don't screw with us geeks. Not only do we become your boss, but women start seeing superficial douche bags like you aren't worth the time, and settle down with the real men. karma is glorious.
hustler123 0
haha # 139
csigabajnok 0
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF151-b.jpg this says it all, folks! :)
f_my_life88 0
Brazilian girls are the hottest thing to ever walk this planet... props to the guy
Anderling 32
People who post stuff like this on FML piss me off. This isn't a FML, this is karma. Period. If you pick on people, then sooner or later, it's going to bite you in the ass. Yet you still have the guts to believe your life sucks? I hope that someday, I can be like the boy/man you picked on rather than a stupid, selfish idiot like you.
amsilent 0
yeah, that's what you get for being a ******* douchebag. someone should make a site called, "i'm a douchebag and this is why" then you can post in it. i hope he ridiculed you at the reunion, like "heeeey, OMG its you, the ******* ********. how like me now? you want a ferrari? cause i can give them away like hot cakes, wait. SIKE. no, you're probably too ******* dumb to drive stick." rofl. douchebag.