Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
morgan_5230 0
Wow, you still seem like a dick, even all these years after high school. Some people just don't change!
jillz 0
..and you're now comparing your girl to another man's wife Girls are more than just trophies. Karma will continue to get you and I hope she gets you good!
14nickel 0
Wow...YDI so much you have 339 comments on day 1. Epic YDI.
elevendayempire 0
You have no idea how happy this makes me. You deserve every last little bit of it.
wildabeast 0
**** you, nuff said
rukusrazor 0
Did he have a 'limp-wristed' throwing style for throwing the javelin?
rtizzle 0
I made an account for FML just to call this one out for being fake. I'm not saying it's impossible but I def don't believe it. Sounds like it was written by a nerd in high school who is getting picked on and still believes that his nerdiness will someday be his biggest attribute. Fact is most "nerds" get picked on because they're socially awkward, not because they're smart. They may be smart too but there are also popular smart kids so it's not just that. Unless you learn new social skills, you're always going to be "nerdy" and probably always have trouble with women. Not saying there aren't exceptions to these rules but it's basically true. Also jocks, etc can/do grow up to be just as successful as the "nerdy" kids. A lot of business/management positions rely on social skills to be successful. Sure you have to be smart too but you're going to have to interact with people a lot too. Being a "nerd" might get you far as an engineer but if you want to get to executive level positions eventually you're going to have to learn to talk to people.
Jankae 0
You deserved EVERY bit of it.. wtf did he ever do to you as a highschooler. Did you have some problems that you needed to get rid of by picking on him? And now you rip on your ******* girlfriend? I hope you get your ass dumped, fired, and more. You deserve it x 1000000.
Figureskater_15 0
hahaah. Hopefully I will be the one that when i go to my reunion I have an amazing family with a good a job and a wonderful husband and everyone will be jealous becausee I was picked on for the first two years of high school because i am hearing impaired. it stopped now but yeah.
iar_fml 0
I made an account for FML just so I can agree with 343. This is complete BS. And everyone who is commenting and getting excited about this...you're getting baited.