Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
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ExManiac 1
Women want equality right? Give her a surprise and smack her right back!
SKilshaw 0
It's just annoying when people listen to their music that loud.
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Comments (121)
abudali911 3
saw dis on day reddit shit
godhelpusall111 12
Report that bitch to the cops! It's your iPod, you should be able to play whatever you want on it.
DaniAngel 7
Seriously? In what way do you deserve it? You obviously couldn't hear her if she could hear the music clearly. That's assault, you didn't deserve it.
nbrunelli69 4
thts happens to me everytime i ride my bus
vxzjhx 0
Saw this on reddit already
cole_ritz 3
I saw a rage comic about this on reddit's r/f7u12 earlier :O
zeon492 13
There was a comic on reddit describing the same thing.
marcmcclelland 2
I'm unsure if I should believe you as I read this in the form of a rage comic on reddit yesterday...either you're a liar or you feel the need to post everywhere about how much your life sucks. Either way, FYL.
the_true_batman 10
I hope you slapped her shit, unless"punched" is an exaggeration, and that she simply tapped you to get your attention. You shouldn't have had your music that loud, but that does not excuse someone hitting you.
robberry 11
If anyone other than you can hear the music from your headphones, you are doing permanent damage to your ears.