Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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TheKitsune 0
Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.
lwdjaymac 1
Greedy bastard.
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fckaduck 0
Unloved? Wtf? You might possibly be the biggest brat ever. Act your ******* age and buy it yourself. I would say YDI, but it doesn't sound like you even deserve slipper socks.
blink182girl13 0
You're 19 and you wated your parents to buy you a laptop? You're old enough to go get a job and buy your own.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I really wonder why this was even allowed as an FML... Seriously, dude, take some initiative and either get a job or propose a plan with your family to do some odds and ends for them in exchange for some income. Either way, save your money and get whatever laptop, *****, or lubricant you want and stop posting stuff like this.
BlueBomber 0
I can only assume that some people moderate the way I do: "Oh man, this retard needs to have ten thousand downvotes and a string of ignorant bullshit to read. Yes, for the love of God, YES."
xtatik 0
YDI for being a materialistic brat
lolwatlol 0
WOW YOUR LIFE IS SO ****** UP BRAH
Qblicnene 0
Sooooo.....can I have your slipper socks?
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XOfiestypixie 0
I don't really think the OP is saying FherL for still getting a present. I somehow think the parents had maybe led her to believe that they bought her a laptop. There is a maximum number of characters allowed for posts, so there's probably more to the story. Well there is, but we can only guess at it. I'm also in a good mood today, so I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she does have a job, or in a college/university program that doesn't allow for much time to be employed. (Kudos to those of you who manage to have a job and go to school at the same time, though. I'm not saying it's impossible, since I have friends in work/study programs due to need of financial need, and friends who work at their parents' work when not in class; however some programs do not allow the time for that)
Intellectualist 0
whether she's saying FHL at getting just slipper socks or not. The fact that she's saying FHL because she didn't get an extremely expensive birthday present means that she is an overgrown brat.
leero 0
her name is "unloved". she totally deserves it for thinking that her family can only show love through expensive presents.
Willy75 0
YDI for building up your own stupid expectations.
crackberrie 0
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