By TheCerealKiller - 07/08/2012 09:19 - United States - Northridge

Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML
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Icyghost17 10

I'm sure the raccoon felt the same way.

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rikitsumiatsu 11

he was waiting for the perfect moment to get you

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kimg0885 23

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to hold it in till the last minute?

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stormchaser24 24

We get raccoons in our trash cans all the time. Just a perk of leaving in the country. Of course it is always on its side and open. How would a raccoon get into a closed trash can or get in there with out you noticing? FYL

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AznSamoan52 10

I feel sorry for both Op and the raccoon. Op had an upset stomach and the raccoon certainly didn't see that coming. In the end, both Op and the raccoon were scared shitless. Op's was more literal though.

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Axipiter 24

Catch it with a bear trap, then dispose of it humanely in a garbage disposal. That'll learn it.

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sougstad 7

"Phillip, I think he crapped himself!"

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ImmaB3AST 7

That sounds like a shi- (Gets shanked in the throat)

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Ashley0911 8

Did you at least get the raccoon out of the house? That sucks op though.

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hailezz349 5

You know holding your shit in isnt very healthy for your bowel movements 0.o

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TheJester12 15

I bet you now wish you weren't wearing pants so you could have projectile shat all over that coon. Less dangerous than a shotgun . More of a ferocious statement . He's not coming back any time soon ;)

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