Intimacy: Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming... - FML

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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n1rvanat1zed 0

Friday 16 October 2009 23:19

Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

perdix 29

Saturday 17 October 2009 0:18

At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 16 August 2010 6:33

Ouch!

david000123 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:12

WTF dude or dudet

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