By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 688
You deserved it 4 261

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

perdix 29

At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

Comments

xoconnie 8
mekzikinz 0

i hate fml's like this. stop trying to put this under the fml category. its just ******* stupid.

That ranks up there with the funniest things I've ever heard/read.

daugystik 0

I find this funny, that's lonely though, don't worry man, you'll get some eventually lol

I want to be best friends with perdix, he makes me laugh.

Dynoblaze 1

It takes only $50 to get some from your local hooker. Go stimulate the economy.