By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
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UnderstoodCat 0

Now let the replies that aren't actually replying to my comment begin.

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UnderstoodCat 0

Now let the replies that aren't actually replying begin

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eminemchick 19

i think they wanted to join..

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BossDavyy 0

He's right, I don't need to "reply" to his comment. So I'll just comment in general: Cats are furry.

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ienjoithinqs 0

she ruined the making of a homemade **** I could've used in the future -_- FML

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iSitt 0

at least you know they didn't have hidden cameras

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andycmkennedy 0

why not? he can light fires underwater!

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sxe_beast 11

WTF are you talking 33? All sorts of impossible things happen underwater on Spongebob. Also Spongebob is a homosexual.

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PurpleRae420 0

DAAAAMN how hot and heavy were y'all lol

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TylersMB 0

well dont blame them, you left them open. lol must have been something interesting to watch.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

33 I think he could use Sandy's dome as a bong or something

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sxe_beast 11

@48 - How do most of the things on that show happen? How is a sponge being gay any less possible than a sponge being able to articulate words and have human-like intelligence?

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chino627 0

door bell rings: I'm here for the gangbang

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NiqueKristan92 0

Comment moderated

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ahole123 0

52 Well first of all it's Spongebob...

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Monikabug 9

Are you guys seriously arguing over a CARTOON right now? It's a /fictional/ show with /fictional/ characters that branches from nothing but someone's imagination. So, yes, ANYTHING is possible like lighting fires underwater and a squirrel living on the bottom of the ocean. However, I highly doubt that Nickelodeon would allow the creators of Spongebob to show him performing illegal acts on it. Now stop arguing over a child's show for Sirin's sake.

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freelove_fml 2

What is perverted about enjoying watching sex?

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princessRiRi97 0

One of the perks of working at a motel.... free **** all the time LIVE!

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zendaddy0 0

house keeping? NO I get involved? maby

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yohooooooo 5

we got some bed intruders..

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luvppl 6

so hide yo nuts, hide yo ******, hide yo s

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ahhhFYL 0

I guess you have to return the favor..

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DrJesse 10

did you at least charge admission?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

What about yo husbands?

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DalekScythe 0

hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife, and hide your husbands cuz he's rapin everybody out there! XD

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maz255 10

its e"rrrbody out here" :)

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EmreArslan 11

Captain *******.obvious strikes again! You sir deserve a medal for ur bright mind and cleverness! Here, have my underwear!

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luvppl 6

lol always check before you begin because creepy eyes through the window kind of ruin the mood

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nananabatmannnn 0

Take it as a compliment! that means they think you're good looking people. I mean, who'd want to watch unattractive people bang?

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geeksaresexy 18

Anyone who watches cheap ****.. Those people are pretty ugly..

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SeerePetrova 0

that would be the kind of perverts and gross people...

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juliemarbles 0

Spoken like someone who watches people bang on a regular basis...

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Takaska 0

I saw your profile picture, and read your comment in Russell Brand's voice XD

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EffinTrollFace 0

I hope you realise that's how majority of couple horroh films start.

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dudeitsdanny 9

That's also how the majority of Hotel Erotica movies start. Not that I would know, I'm more of a Cleavagefield dude.

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larry12693 1

majority of couple?? really??

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dudeitsdanny 9

What part of that didn't make sense? If you're gonna point out something, how about "horroh?"

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larry12693 1

r u serious?? y say majority of couple... first off there is no majority of a couple and secondly use only majority or couple....

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maz255 10

99- are,you,why....idiot

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dudeitsdanny 9

I hope you're a troll.. Otherwise, you'd be an absolute moron..

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Trent_21 6

give them a show. cross that that off your list.

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moneyindabank 0

hell yeah. I'd love for people to watch me ****. I go hard ;)

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DjeePee 24

I once was making out with my boyfriend half-naked in a hotel room when a maid used her key to unlock the door and walk in. Awkward situation.

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