Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
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UnderstoodCat
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Perverted people...
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iLazy
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Hide YO kids hide yo wife
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UnderstoodCat
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Perverted people...
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UnderstoodCat
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Now let the replies that aren't actually replying to my comment begin.
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UnderstoodCat
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Now let the replies that aren't actually replying begin
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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what the fuck do u mean?
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eminemchick
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i think they wanted to join..
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BossDavyy
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He's right, I don't need to "reply" to his comment. So I'll just comment in general: Cats are furry.
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ienjoithinqs
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she ruined the making of a homemade porn I could've used in the future -_- FML
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iSitt
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at least you know they didn't have hidden cameras
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ScaughtieHolden
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16, SpongeBob can't smoke underwater.
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andycmkennedy
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why not? he can light fires underwater!
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baseball6917
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should've invited them in.
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sxe_beast
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WTF are you talking 33? All sorts of impossible things happen underwater on Spongebob. Also Spongebob is a homosexual.
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PurpleRae420
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DAAAAMN how hot and heavy were y'all lol
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Mitcha857
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39 how can a sponge be gay???
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TylersMB
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well dont blame them, you left them open. lol must have been something interesting to watch.
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FunnyGuy5051
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33 I think he could use Sandy's dome as a bong or something
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sxe_beast
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@48 - How do most of the things on that show happen? How is a sponge being gay any less possible than a sponge being able to articulate words and have human-like intelligence?
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chino627
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door bell rings: I'm here for the gangbang
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NiqueKristan92
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Comment moderated
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ahole123
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52 Well first of all it's Spongebob...
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Monikabug
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Are you guys seriously arguing over a CARTOON right now? It's a /fictional/ show with /fictional/ characters that branches from nothing but someone's imagination. So, yes, ANYTHING is possible like lighting fires underwater and a squirrel living on the bottom of the ocean. However, I highly doubt that Nickelodeon would allow the creators of Spongebob to show him performing illegal acts on it. Now stop arguing over a child's show for Sirin's sake.
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freelove_fml
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What is perverted about enjoying watching sex?
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Voyeurism FTW!!!
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princessRiRi97
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One of the perks of working at a motel.... free porn all the time LIVE!
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zendaddy0
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house keeping? NO I get involved? maby
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yohooooooo
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we got some bed intruders..
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luvppl
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so hide yo nuts, hide yo vagina, hide yo s
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luvppl
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*boobies, not s lol
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ahhhFYL
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I guess you have to return the favor..
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DrJesse
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did you at least charge admission?
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malkowski
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I wouldn't have shut the curtains lol
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joelmota
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yea buddy
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summerbaybay
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...
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Kazze
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WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE!
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iLazy
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Hide YO kids hide yo wife
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whosechairisthat
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win for u thanks fur makin me smile
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A7X_LoVeee
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What about yo husbands?
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DalekScythe
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hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife, and hide your husbands cuz he's rapin everybody out there! XD
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maz255
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its e"rrrbody out here" :)
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bloodycherries_fml
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shoulda done it beforehand
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poohforMVP
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well no shit
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EmreArslan
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Captain fucking.obvious strikes again! You sir deserve a medal for ur bright mind and cleverness! Here, have my underwear!
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luvppl
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lol always check before you begin because creepy eyes through the window kind of ruin the mood
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nananabatmannnn
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Take it as a compliment! that means they think you're good looking people. I mean, who'd want to watch unattractive people bang?
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geeksaresexy
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Anyone who watches cheap porn.. Those people are pretty ugly..
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SeerePetrova
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that would be the kind of perverts and gross people...
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juliemarbles
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Spoken like someone who watches people bang on a regular basis...
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Takaska
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I saw your profile picture, and read your comment in Russell Brand's voice XD
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EffinTrollFace
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I hope you realise that's how majority of couple horroh films start.
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dudeitsdanny
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That's also how the majority of Hotel Erotica movies start.
Not that I would know, I'm more of a Cleavagefield dude.
Not that I would know, I'm more of a Cleavagefield dude.
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larry12693
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majority of couple?? really??
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dudeitsdanny
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What part of that didn't make sense? If you're gonna point out something, how about "horroh?"
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larry12693
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r u serious?? y say majority of couple... first off there is no majority of a couple and secondly use only majority or couple....
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maz255
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99- are,you,why....idiot
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dudeitsdanny
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I hope you're a troll.. Otherwise, you'd be an absolute moron..
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Bree193
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You are an idiot.
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Trent_21
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give them a show. cross that that off your list.
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moneyindabank
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hell yeah. I'd love for people to watch me fuck. I go hard ;)
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DjeePee
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I once was making out with my boyfriend half-naked in a hotel room when a maid used her key to unlock the door and walk in. Awkward situation.