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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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By FrogMyLife - 30/07/2021 14:59 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Unfulfilled

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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Saturday 9 October 2010 15:54

what the duck

insanestab 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:55

haha rubber ducky IS the one

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BlackMoon_fml 9

Thursday 14 October 2010 20:23

Kinky.

lancegonyeau 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:46

gives a whole new meaning to go **** a duck

gbaby2454 0

Monday 18 October 2010 18:54

wow. u obviously havent gotten it in in a long long time

Kitten345 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:31

I laughed at that! then I saw that you were a man... ...*awkward silence*....

KissableinCarson 0

Friday 22 October 2010 22:40

haa haa.....ur sick and hillarious!

spade1997 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:27

wat were u doing tht day?

MrAdventure 1

Friday 29 October 2010 19:51

Was he "about to put the hammer down"? We got us a convoy.....

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:40

You just took *********** to a new level. Ha, sorry bruh.

Trencher21 0

Monday 22 November 2010 2:02

hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha u must be so alone

xobarbienickkxo 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 6:18

Hello Mr Weasly

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Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML

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Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

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