Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
disturbedgd
Durban, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Hott
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
FrogMyLife
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Poor old Kermit
Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
urgg
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
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dont_know_me_yet 0
amazing. now we know what rubber ducky is doing of set of sesame St haha
myknewverr 0
hahahah dude your my hero. but maybe try someone a bit.. less rubbery? :p
MoustacheHat 0
-facepalm-
WickedWendigoX 0
aha...HAHAHAHHaHAhHHahHhHHHJjajajJjajajjajajajajmgagagagag
omfgitsbug 0
someone needs to get laid.
doof_fisch 2
When it was over, were you left with the "bill"?
wetherguy 0
This is something you DONT share
FPSBadAss 0
who doesnt?
allmidnighteyes 11
After Googling, "rubber ducky sex toy", I've realized that there really is everything on the internet.
xxniteskie 1
Rofl!!! ummmmm.... >.<
xxniteskie 1
I'm not sure which is more funny.... this one, or the one a while back where he dreamt about bacon.