FML : Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living...

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Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

ironik970 Say more :

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

By ironik970 / Saturday 17 September 2011 06:56 / United States

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By ImInABox | 6

#3303587 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:53

.. You know you like it. You and your beastiality.

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3303684 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:06

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

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By X3liteXHunterX | 12

#3303574 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:51

Wow sounds like and blast. And FIRST!

Caitlin72 | 5

#3303577 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:52

No.

X3liteXHunterX | 12

#3303593 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:54

Yes.

MeeshaMeeshaPup | 8

#3303615 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:56

Way to go. You win a prize. Nothing.

Caitlin72 | 5

#3303675 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:05

1 finally decided he's not gonna hide the fact he's twelve years old on FML.

jonan1212 | 5

#3303692 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:08

Wow sounds like a TROLL. And FUCK U!

By listenup14 | 5

#3303581 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:52

I hate racoons! lol have fun!

xlord | 27

#3303622 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:57

^^^ and you like sweaty balls?

listenup14 | 5

#3303633 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:59

ha who doesn't?;) lol jk

hemz_fml | 13

#3303762 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:20

Haha rofl

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3303861 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:46

i hope you and your pets got your rabies shot xD

monkeys1315 | 0

#3304004 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:31

Find a way to kill them raccoons

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3304117 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:04

Angry sex is the best.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3305012 - Saturday 17 September 2011 23:23

I'm from AZ where it gets to 120, 90 seems nice haha

humorizer | 14

#3306156 - Sunday 18 September 2011 6:14

What a wimp. Over the summer, my room was (on average) 95 degrees. Even now, it's 88 degrees and I'm like "huh... great weather at last!"

Then again, I lived in New York and now live in Texas, so maybe that's why I'm not spoiled? ;)

By ImInABox | 6

#3303587 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:53

.. You know you like it. You and your beastiality.

Bbhd05 | 0

#3303813 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:28

"hey son, do you want to visit your aunt and uncle?"
"no."
Problem solved.

NotAPedo | 0

#3303932 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:09

Angry HOT sex :)

nolarboot | 10

#3307802 - Sunday 18 September 2011 19:07

I believe you've misspelled "bestiality". Sorry, had to.

monsterbeats_fml | 9

#3308603 - Monday 19 September 2011 0:31

bestiality is when a HUMAN has sex with an animal. that's not bestiality.

By eeppiicc | 8

#3303599 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:54

Time to go coon huntin boy!

crazychick1269 | 7

#3303657 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:03

lol laughed out loud when I saw this comment:P

TheTehOhPeh | 4

#3303985 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:27

I laughed twice as hard just because of the relevance of your picture.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3304147 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:13

I didn't laugh at all because I didn't get the reference :(

By dickydickman | 0

#3303634 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:00

Angry sex is the best kind!

thepatty8474 | 10

#3303665 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:04

Depending on ur profile picture, you look about 7 years old, like wtf?

crazychick1269 | 7

#3303729 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:14

yes because all 7 year old have muscles that big... like wtf?

ikickgingers | 15

#3303793 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:25

With cats? CILF?

crazychick1269 | 7

#3303840 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:35

25.... what of it?

Killerturtle | 11

#3303916 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:06

#15 You sound like a 7 year old yourself. Judging by what you wrote on your profile.

Kyzahhh | 7

#3304219 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:43

This is what happens when these kids don't water down there red cordial enough get on a sugar rush and wanna argue...

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3304248 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:59

..what? ^

cinderellacat | 0

#3306759 - Sunday 18 September 2011 13:59

Omfg who the cares

dickydickman | 0

#3307985 - Sunday 18 September 2011 20:15

You leave my sexy orange pussy alone...

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#3303652 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:03

Trap the raccoons and make them your friends. Then use the air conditioner so you both will be cold!

By prinzess_fml | 25

#3303659 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:03

And you believe them?? LOL They just don't want to spend the money!!

BTW, Santa and the Tooth Fairy don't exist.

ikickgingers | 15

#3303759 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:19

Who the fucks lap was I sitting on????!

Wheredidgrungego | 12

#3303798 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:26

And what psycho stole the teeth from under my pillow?!?!?!

yamatelle | 19

#3303848 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:39

LIES!!! Then who was it that offered me free candy and a dollar in exchange for my tooth and panties while I was walking down the street when I was 7? Hmmm... Now that I think about it, she looked more like Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond dressed in a fairy dress driving a white van...

ikickgingers | 15

#3303864 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:47

It's was blue, not white . . .

yamatelle | 19

#3303888 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:56

37- How the hell would you know the color of the van? You weren't th.....
Wait a minute... Son of a bitch! What the fuck did you do with my panties?

pauley317 | 0

#3304094 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:57

touch_the_sky | 7

#3304293 - Saturday 17 September 2011 19:15

Or maybe he turned it on and heard it for himself?

HannahJoButtons | 2

#3308414 - Sunday 18 September 2011 23:03

Well! At least you didn't say that the eater bunny isn't real! Had me worried for a minute there!

By xXDubbleChic | 11

#3303682 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:06

Shotgun time!!!!

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3303684 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:06

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3303951 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:14

wasn't he camping with his guy friend and girl friend and they started having sex, so he got sexually aroused & tried masturbating with a raccoon?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3304111 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:03

They were drunk russians in chernobyl, what do you expect.

trevishere | 7

#3304175 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:25

Heh. I seen that episode. he went with his guy friend and I'm pretty sure his own girlfriend and his friend and girlfriend got it going and he was jealous so he tried to get it with the raccoon. He was also an idiot...