By ironik970 - United States
  Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
ironik970 tells us more :
OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.
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  humorizer  |  14

What a wimp. Over the summer, my room was (on average) 95 degrees. Even now, it's 88 degrees and I'm like "huh... great weather at last!"

Then again, I lived in New York and now live in Texas, so maybe that's why I'm not spoiled? ;)

  yamatelle  |  19

LIES!!! Then who was it that offered me free candy and a dollar in exchange for my tooth and panties while I was walking down the street when I was 7? Hmmm... Now that I think about it, she looked more like Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond dressed in a fairy dress driving a white van...

  yamatelle  |  19

37- How the hell would you know the color of the van? You weren't th.....
Wait a minute... Son of a bitch! What the fuck did you do with my panties?

  trevishere  |  7

Heh. I seen that episode. he went with his guy friend and I'm pretty sure his own girlfriend and his friend and girlfriend got it going and he was jealous so he tried to get it with the raccoon. He was also an idiot...