By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML
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Same thing different taste

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FMLemur 4

Nothing better than being woken up by a pussy I always say.

I'm confused - was the urine yours, or did the car pee on you to wake you? "Dammit, wake up and feed me! No? Well then I'll pee on your head. Wake up!! Still not up? That's it, here come the claws of death!!"

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I'm confused - was the urine yours, or did the car pee on you to wake you? "Dammit, wake up and feed me! No? Well then I'll pee on your head. Wake up!! Still not up? That's it, here come the claws of death!!"

I was wondering the same thing. I have nightmares but I have never peed myself. hell my four year old doesn't pee himself when he has a nightmare

crazyblackchick 0

How does a car pee on someone? Edit: damn timing.

perdix 29

Whose urine? Yours, the cat's, or both? Someone asked if we have dogs that weigh over 250 lbs, why are domestic cats mostly under 20 lbs? The answer was if a cat was any bigger, it would kill you. You may want to invest in an automatic feeder or life insurance.

cats should be under 20 lbs to be of healthy weight. there are weight ranges for animals that define their body mass condition. similar to humans, they essentially cover anorexic to obese. if i am in an exam room with a cat and it weighs 20lbs, i know the cat is very overweight. not necessarily just by reading 20lbs, but also because its ribs are not easily palpable and the fat around the abdomen and upper chest area hangs fairly close to the ground

perdix 29

What I was referring to is why weren't house cats bred to be of larger weight normally. You wouldn't have a domestic cat the size of a bobcat. It would rip your throat out.

I think I wouldn't have had a cat anymore...

You would kill a cat because it's starving?

Your cat claws at your face when it wants to be fed? You've got to be kittin me!

florido_fml 10

Now you"ll look cool like scareface

ValkyrieCain 0

At least you didn't wake up to the cat feeding on your face.

KaelaKhaotic 5

Kitty's nomming on your face. LOLOLOLOL.

If I remember correctly, their cat was not biting them...?

zombie cats are just one of many signs of the apocalypse.