Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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Comments (199)
kaylaella 0
omg that's horrible !
sLap_fml 0
this sort of sounds like you go to my school, there was a substitute hired to sub for the classes my PAL teacher taught, which include dance and three classes of PAL (since my high school is just a regular one, we can have teachers sub for dance). he started filming the girls dancing. he was not a sex offender, just a really, really big creep.
christsen 0
school boards dont have access to the sex offender registry...this is definately an example of why they should!
angelann313 0
ew ew ew ewww ew ew
tobylane 0
Ha at 58 and 73 Dress and age matter too much to say much about it. 16 year olds dressed in leotards or some other non-family dress is a problem, 18+ in own clothes is no big deal, just pervy. Oh well.. OPs rarely post back, this one hasn't.
Sakura_Haruno 0
SHIT that's ****** up. Your school must be pretty messed up in the head if they don't do background checks on people they are allowing to come in and supervise KIDS. GOD. WHY IS THE COMMON SENSE GONE?
tcc_18 0
okay...I seriously doubt it. The substitutes have to be approved by the school board to be a substitute. Not to mention that when a sex offender gets a job they have to update the registry and let the state in which the crime was committed know where they work and where they live. Good try though. I have crossed paths with sex offenders and I have been notified as to the rights, restrictions and regulations of a sex offender. They hardly ever get lost in the system to the point where it would put the community involved at risk.
tcc_18 0
and to the person who said schools can't access the sor, you are 100% wrong i have access to the sor, so why wouldn't a school
applesaucers 0
You know, there are some cases of sex offenders in schools and get caught later on. My former high school for instance (poor funded school, at that). The band director had a police record for sleeping with an underaged girl while in college. It caught up to him after the fact he slept with a student. Some school's are lazy like that. It was like, "Oh snap! He was a registered sex offender and we failed to screen him. Our bad." But I do smell a little bull because when the staff found out, there was a helicopter and there were a dozen cop cars all around the school building. Scary, I tell you. But to the OP, FYL, seriously. It's a shame and it's happening everyday, sadly. =/
autumns_attic 0
well duh...but still, thats super scary!