Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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eric780 0
I find it kind of interesting that so many people here were bullied
smoot42 0
ya it it.
ausathlete 0
Eh, I don't. It's inevitable that most of the comments are going to be from people who have been bullied, given that they're the ones who the topic will resonate with the most. Plus most studies show 1 in 5 people experience bullying in school, so it's not like there's a shortage of people out there.
OminousWeasel 0
I made an account just to post on this one. You deserve it for being such a big asshole. I'm glad you didn't get the job.
captainmaharet 1
The geek shall inherit the earth, ************.
fantomix_fml 0
Fake. The CEO would've known OP's name, education history, etc. He wouldn't have even brought him in for the interview, because he would've known he was the bully prior. Although, this is FML, it's easier to count the real ones than the fake ones.
shrdlu 28
The CEO probably knew who the OP was, and wanted the face-to-face interaction.
Ipsachod 0
Not if the OP has a really common name. Also, YDI
Lucky19 0
Odd, this must be the fifth YDI I've read that has "Karma bites" in it. Either a trend's started or I should be suspicious.
Creoton_123 0
Man, this sucks. I was bullied through primary school AND high school, both verbally and physically (more verbal though). Why should I hold a grudge against some idiots who weren't even old enough to understand they were idiots at the time? FYL. And YDI to everyone else who got bullied and flagged this as YDI.
sithwithashotgun 0
So you´re defending people that cause pain, on the grounds that they´re enough of assholes to ignore their victims? Wow, that pisses me off so much that...
stoylz 0
you f***ing deserve it douche.