Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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Dirty_Dream 0
Haha asshole
sepdps 0
Karmas a bitch! YDI
Vampgirl202 4
YDI
chicabonita5683 0
People can change, but not typically that drastically...especially those that were cocky in school...unless they have learned what it's like. Therefore, I think the CEO was justified because he already knew what type of person you could be, so he has no reason to waste either of your time interviewing you. The kicking out with the force of security was probably just for shiggles :)
KaylieBieber13 0
YDI karma's a bitch!!!!
badactor009 0
What comes around goes around. Guess what? The world ain't done wiping it's ass with you.
rttr 18
It is it fault, but teasing and making fun of people Is Normal
ZielZone 4
ROFL!!! Nice... Kind of like the bully who picked on the small kid, then met him 10 years later at the reunion. The small kid was a Marine Combat Vet.
stevenmx86 8
It's not karma, jackass, it's called life. Act like an ass to people, get treated like an ass.. It's a small world, you can't expect not to run into people you know..
ChaosEngine 5
... Actually, it IS Karma. Moral causality; ie, acting like an ass to people, get treated like one, is exactly the principle of Karma. In fact by definition, you calling OP a jackass will (assuming the concept of Karma actually exists) no doubt come back to bite you. And to OP, You totally deserved it. Treat others better.
XxMoeMoexX 5
Haha carmas a bit*h! That really sucks but you really did deserve it!:(