Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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Chris93Jones 20
I think it sucks to be the guy you picked on. what went around came around.
DarthIronbat 5
It is true that you shouldn't have picked on him when you were kids, but if he still hasn't gotten over it, then that's his problem.
BEATLEJUICE98 4
Its just wonderful how things work out huh? You picked on him and made his life miserable for no reason Now in the future he does it to you for a VERY good reason and you want us to pity you?
XxSpaceJamxX 4
YDI you shouldn't have been bullying in the first place
W_Surgenor 7
Hahaha **** you op!
villageginger 4
You definitely deserved that one.
cwl727 33
You deserved it.
cherro 5
Bill Gates I quote. " be nice to nerds, they might become your boss one day".
_LapisLazuli_ 13
I think that bullying's wrong and all. But what happened in the past is in the past. I sure hoped OP's changed since then. I think its a little bit immature of your CEO to kick you out because of something that happened between you and your CEO years ago.
otaku74_fml 5
Yea thats true but you don't know how bad he was bullied for all you know he was one of the people who as a kid was on the verge of killing himself and was afraid to go to school every day what would you do in that situation if some one who made your life a living hell for at least four years and Probubly longer
chellebeary 5
Be careful how you treat people on your way up cause you might meet them again on your way down...