Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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ausathlete 0
Most kids are guilty of picking on somebody at some point in their childhood, might be only once, and they generally regret it massively afterwards. But actual bullies, who do it regularly, are usually pretty unpleasant people and those character traits aren't always grown out of. I'm a manager in a professional environment. I wouldn't say I was ever bullied at school, but I still see a couple of guys who used to be chronic bullies every so often. I wouldn't hire any of them, simply because they're all douches who I wouldn't want to have in my team. God knows what I'd do if I'd been bullied by them and they'd crippled me emotionally and ruined by childhood, and they rocked up looking for a job. I'd say the OP was lucky not to get a smack in the mouth.
ILoveAsianGirls 0
isn't that illegal? no, really, i don't know. can someone answer me?
mylifeisfuckedd 0
you TOTALLY 100% DESERVE THAT!!!!! asshole! havent you ever heard never to be mean to nerds? theyll be giving you a nose job one day!
0neiros 14
He should have hired you. Then made your job so miserable and soul sucking that you would count the seconds until you could leave for the day, and had blood in your stool from all the ulcers. Then ****** your wife at the Christmas party and put the video on YouTube, while giving you a box of razor blades for a Christmas present. But then again, I have issues...But then again, I have a Job You Jackass.
EGftw 0
Pwn'd! U wouldn't want to work there anyways
hundredsofhawks 0
Thats really unlucky. You'll get lots of YDI's because so many nerds use this site but non-nerds can feel your pain. And to everyone being smug about how the nerd ended up a CEO, at least we had good child/teenagehoods.
Gwyndion 9
Oh yeah 165, let's all pitty the bully. I mean, whyever would some of us see poetic justice in a bully being kicked down a notch? Heck, it wasn't even a bad call on the "nerds" side as he know how this dude treats people he deems beneath himself.
honorablejd 0
I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a wonderful life between the ages of 20 and 80 than a wonderful life between the ages of 13 and 19. The nerds win at life, the bullies just have to throw some punches before they proceed to fail miserably like the OP.
CaptainBlake 0
Wow, I've heard plenty of stupid things, but this tops the list. If your thought process is so warped as to pity those responsible for ruining the lives of others, you belong in a straight-jacket, dumbass.
Besker 0
Yah, too bad our horrible and painful childhoods will make us into (hopefully) stronger people than you will ever be. But hey, you got to enjoy all those useless things like who looked better in jr high
Scox_fml 0
Reading the comments I got shocked about the large sum of people being bullied. Normaly that should be more a "girl thing". I'd a group of guys who realy pissed me off during school when I was 13 (I was the youngest and a nerd). During class as the leader of this group did sth to me and I reacted against him. After a fistfight (during class...) and two bloody noses (teacher laughed his ass off) things were settled. After school we drunk some beers (no problem to get some beers in my country with 13/15) and got best friends for the rest of the schooltime... So I'd recommend to every guy (sorry but no idea about pubescent girls) to beat the shit out of them and stop being a nice little victim. Afterwards head for a beer and review the fight with the bully if it's more or less legal ^.^ Anyway, YDI. I'd broke your nose xD
dandilion 0
i think the god makes u a joke
hobos_R_us 0
That will teach you to make fun of people, jerk