Money, Awkward, Ironic, Revenge and Renters: How the turntables turn - FML

How the turntables turn

By PoorAndBroke - 12/09/2021 14:01

Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML

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sarsuela 28

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Sunday 12 September 2021 20:47

You had every right to not rent to her. She has every right to not rent to you.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 September 2021 14:32

She is sketchy -- you were right! If you were a qualified renter, her personal grudge against you is unprofessional. Her "company" is likely a front for drug dealing, money laundering and/or human trafficking. Hold on to that thought when you're living under a bridge.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 September 2021 14:32

She is sketchy -- you were right! If you were a qualified renter, her personal grudge against you is unprofessional. Her "company" is likely a front for drug dealing, money laundering and/or human trafficking. Hold on to that thought when you're living under a bridge.

Anzubar007 4

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Monday 13 September 2021 5:23

The first half of what you said is legit. the second half... how dare you expose us like that!

sarsuela 28

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Sunday 12 September 2021 20:47

You had every right to not rent to her. She has every right to not rent to you.

JackWood 19

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Sunday 12 September 2021 23:54

You must have looked sketchy!

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