Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at Tae kwon do practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear." He did this in front of all my classmates. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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acc093 0
and #4, shut up you dont have a right to call any of it gross until you actually have to experience it. which you wont considering you're a guy, an arrogant and ignorant one.
acc093 0
agh! feel so bad for you. my periods pretty crazy too. i remember about 2 years ago i thought mine had ended too, and i got up from my seat in class and when i was about to sit back down i noticed the people around me staring at me. i looked down and my seat was all red and smudged with blood. yikess.. but then again, at least it wasnt caught on tape.....
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qb_fml 0
in the future i recommend wearing a pad or tampon for a few extra days - especially with something like this going on. it prevents embarassment.
greenman_fml 0
my god people it was a joke. nobody's got a funny bone this evening? i weep for you
alphagirl_fml 0
that's not a very funny joke. :/
bonare0607 0
ew... how do you not know you're done with your period?
softlikesunset 15
It's not a steady flow... Sometimes it gets really light and makes you think it's over and then gets heavier...
mitchp911 0
umm...Noname has kids, (in other FML's) yet she goes to gymnastics meets with her father? who films it??
shezzamezza 0
noname means they haven't put a name down...
sorry_you_fail 0
Whoa, that sucks. I'm sorry. I play soccer and my away soccer uniform has white shorts. My best friend had a terrible experience with it. #26- why is this mistake ALWAYS made? Noname is the name given if you don't give a nickname.
andelizastrin 0
#26, please tell me you're kidding. As for the FML.... that totally sucks, and I feel so very bad for you. I used to swim competitively, so, like #21 said, that doesn't really happen to us much, but I can only imagine how embarrassing that would have been.
amelinat 0
Oh dear god that is positively mortifying. But the really troubling thing here is your dad filming it, I mean seriously, what is that about? This will hardly be a precious memory worth preserving.
acc093 0
ha..ha..ha #23 yeah your joke was hilarious because bleeding through your clothes and being embarrassed is SO funny....
girl_at_school 0
I got my period early while wearing a thong and shorts once...not fun.
sizemattic 0
Ewwwww gosss. And yes upload to youtube please