Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
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gquagmire
| 17
Just googled it, and pineapples are in fact, a fusion of berries. YDI OP.
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theramster
| 9
A pineapple is not a fruit, but a mass of berries attached to a stalk. So while it is not a single berry, he is technically right.
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HeadlessSparrow
| 20
Pineberries!
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insideoutoreo33
| 8
Do pineberries grow on pine trees? because that would be awesome.
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ironichalibut
| 24
You mean pine cones?
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Welshite
| 39
Pineapples are actually an unholy hybrid of pine trees and sinner fruit. That's truth right there.
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BigJoeZD
| 16
A smart man would make the connection between the Unholy Pine Trees, Sinner Fruits and an unknown Third Party and conjure up a theory about how the Illuminati are using Pineapples to bring about the spawn of the Antichrist or some unholy being.
I am not a smart man.
I am not a smart man.
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1DisGR8
| 32
Does he also think that tomatoes are vegetables?
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hayleyblack2u71
| 21
Doesn't everyone? Ya know. Other than people that know their fruit.
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sadistmonkey
| 19
Tomatoes are fruits that are vegetables. Fruit is a biological category and vegetable is a culinary category. The two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
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hayleyblack2u71
| 21
Hmm. Isn't it a berry if it grows out of the ground though? I'm just thinking from the top of my head so I'm probably wrong.
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hayleyblack2u71
| 21
Aha, nevermind. I hope this. Comment stops the raging post-nado. (Sharknado pun. I know. I'm horrible.)
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darknut79
| 17
A berry is a fleshy fruit with one or more seeds on the inside. So this includes bananas, watermelons, blueberries, peaches... But NOT strawberries or raspberries lol
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ximichi
| 3
a pineapple is a tropical plant with edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries,
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7gramblunt
| 8
To number 26 isnt a berry still a fruit making the little brother's arguement irrelevant?
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keithsbooty
| 20
Why would pineapples be berries?
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apineapple
| 40
Because they can.
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daken96
| 21
Right from the source people.
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fireballftw1123
| 5
pineapples are actually q bunch of berries connected to a host stalk. Google "are pineapples berries"
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lemonadestand
| 7
Thank you fireballftw1123, people don't seem to believe it when I tell them. A pineapple isn't a berry but it is made up of berries. That's why there are little round things on the outside of it.
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thefmlman2011
| 35
Sorry that your related to that brainwashed moron.
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shesaywha
| 19
I'm pretty sure the brainwashers have better things to brainwash about.
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sorasaveshyrule
| 16
#35 you never know, the brainwashers could get bored and do something like this.
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lemonadestand
| 7
He's not brainwashed. He's half right. Pineapples are made up of berries but aren't berries.
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shaaza
| 16
As if it's possible to fake a google search.
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CommentKing207
| 23
This is why brothers are sometimes useless...
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IDerive
| 12
Pine-Apples; hence-obviously a berry
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lexwilder
| 16
Faking it? Did you try to use Wikipedia?