By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville
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Pineapples are actually an unholy hybrid of pine trees and sinner fruit. That's truth right there.
A smart man would make the connection between the Unholy Pine Trees, Sinner Fruits and an unknown Third Party and conjure up a theory about how the Illuminati are using Pineapples to bring about the spawn of the Antichrist or some unholy being. I am not a smart man.
Hmm. Isn't it a berry if it grows out of the ground though? I'm just thinking from the top of my head so I'm probably wrong.