FML : Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning...

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Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rhcpgurl - / Thursday 23 July 2015 15:07 / United States - San Jose

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By leafeon523 | 20

#6359385 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

By gosh_mate | 30

#6359433 - Friday 24 July 2015 1:04

That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!

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By SDamn | 13

#6359373 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:38

What a reward.

By devildog562 | 33

#6359382 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Hopefully you'll get health benefits. Plus on the upside you just got a new job!

By leafeon523 | 20

#6359385 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

By SolarLunix | 21

#6359393 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:43

I guess you're itching to start your first day!

But seriously though, I hope your infection clears quickly. And at least you didn't also have severe cramps?

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mikepzz | 27

#6361487 - Sunday 26 July 2015 3:01

When life gives you yeast, make bread.

By whycantisignup | 24

#6359403 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:46

Stable job, huh? More to the point, that sounds neighsty. :/

By achoo123 | 13

#6359415 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:52

Monistat1 always helps! Good luck!:)

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6359420 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:56

At yeast in pays good HAHAHAHAHA, im sorry...

By golferman72 | 16

#6359421 - Friday 24 July 2015 0:57

Use what the universe has given you and grow upon it!

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6359669 - Friday 24 July 2015 6:27

the yeast certainly is

By prrrki | 18

#6359432 - Friday 24 July 2015 1:04

The universe looooooves you...

By gosh_mate | 30

#6359433 - Friday 24 July 2015 1:04

That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!

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