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If at first you don't fail, try, try again.
Took the words right out my mouth #8
It was never about failing, it was always about making the other competitors feel less pathetic. I'm sure they picked the most ridiculously clumpsy one as first place.
*clumsy
Probably some bias on part of OP. Although the judges may have made a mistake, it's unlikely that they would fail OP simply because he/she didn't fall.
It could be one of those "competitions" where everyone gets a medal and OP made the other "competitors" feel bad by not falling.
They shouldn't be showing off their skating privilege *sarcasm*
if at first you succeed, fail better
...What?
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Do not breed...
Maybe she was confused because you suggested that the judges see OP when she on she is period. It is a pretty nonsensical statement.
We got it, it's just not funny to most of us, hence the downvotes.
*WOOSH!* Oh! Look! Look! Look! Oh, never mind. It went over your head.
#23 we all get the joke that was attempted, but I think we can all agree how unnecessary it was. and it wasn't funny.
You are the one who acts butthurt, I just stated my opinion. No need to fight over this, you've got your opinion and we have ours.
Okay, I'm going to come right and say it, because you insist on being a dick. Your joke was terrible. Not only that, but you wrote it with not just poor, but terrible grammar. You are in no position to call someone else "butt hurt" for saying you made a bad joke when you insulted someone's intelligence for making a negative comment on it, and you are also in no position to insult someone's intelligence when you can't even grasp elementary school level grammar.
You're pretty agressive for somebody who "doesn't give a shit" for what others think.
It's not just that your grammar isn't perfect. It's that it's not even up to a third grade writing level. And at this point I'm certain that they're not just typos, since you're repeating the same errors over and over again. All I'm saying is that if you're going to insult someone's intelligence, you'd do well to make sure you're not making a fool of yourself first. You may not care, but perhaps you should.
#36 This is how FML is. Sometimes you have a good joke, other times you don't. Don't take it so personally when you get down voted. If you do, then stop coming on here.
#43 you'd have to be able to get the pussy to hurt it, and with your attitude I think we all agree you don't get any.
Oh, SpittinThisShit. You're so silly. Coming from you, "dumb ****" is a compliment.
You must be new. Or 12. Probably both.
Okay, kid. Good luck in life.
Guys, stop feeding this troll.
If I were you, I would just be satisfied that you are better than they are. Despite the judges being ignorant idiots, they don't know how hard you have practiced or tried. Don't mind them.
In a competitive sport, and one where winning give you access to higher level competitions, that isn't enough.
Unless it's for a prize, then you have every right to be pissed
In figure skating you can't just "be satisfied" when you place last despite skating a flawless program compared to other girls falling. You don't know what kind of a competition OP was in. For all you know she could've been competing for a spot in the world championships or for a spot on the Olympic team. There's absolutely no satisfaction with being last, no matter how good or bad you skated.
What kind of "competition" was this?
I call bullshit. It's based on points. Points get deducted for falls and sloppiness. If you got last place it's because you skated like shit. I've been an ice skater for 9 years.
That's exactly what I'm saying. She must have been sloppy and her routine must have not been as "flawless" as she thinks it was. I've competed all my life (not in ice skating but many other things) and I have never seen judges who judged like that.
I've been to a gymnastics meet for a friend. His routine was flawless but not as challenging as others. Even though the others messed up, their routines required more skill so they placed higher. All depends on the judges I guess.
At least you weren't a "sore" loser!
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That makes absolutely zero sense...
If at first you don't fail, try, try again.