Health: Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2014 17:41 - United States - Mckinney

Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom for using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2015 01:22 - United States

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

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Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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Mind your own business

By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By cauteriseme - 01/01/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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mt631 18

Monday 22 September 2014 22:51

Use their shirt instead.

ArgentumAurum 24

Monday 22 September 2014 22:51

Grab a few more while looking at him

Comments

PerditaDessa 38

Monday 22 September 2014 23:26

When that type lectures me about drying hands with paper products I always turn it back on them. The blow dryers are worse for the environment.

paramor3 23

Monday 22 September 2014 23:38

"Tofu farting fairies." - larry the cable guy

SamanthaThe1st 22

Monday 22 September 2014 23:39

Wonder how those people play rock paper scissors

vikky538 28

Monday 22 September 2014 23:47

apparently its a fight between bleeding heart vs. bleeding nose..

Alexeon 9

Monday 22 September 2014 23:52

Damn dirty hippies. There is no shortage of trees to begin with. The more paper we use the more trees they plant, so use all the ******* paper you want

captainsmegma 12

Monday 22 September 2014 23:53

Perfect time to tell someone to **** off.

ZombieGurl95 18

Monday 22 September 2014 23:58

Wash your face off with water, then use the hand dryer to dry off?

HeartYou101 31

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:01

That's really unnecessary - When you can just take a some paper from a cubical, tell that hairy, sweaty, tree hugging asshole to **** off and then leave