By no more tp
Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML
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By  TheRealLori  |  0

Next time, check for paper before sitting down...and wash your booty when you're done. Just sayin. Rashes take a few minutes to develop...that's time enough to grab a wet paper towel, or cloth if you're at home.

By  saladfriends  |  0

#10, that's all well and good, you're right, it is smart to check for paper- but when you gotta go, you gotta go and sometimes there's just not time for the formalities!