Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

majorbob10 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Now how did that happen?

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legresley85 1

Friday 25 November 2011 5:04

I want to hear the rest of this story.

ipodgirl14 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:33

Why were you in an elevator with a chicken???

danielxp 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:44

Why did the chicken get in the elevator?

karishmo 2

Friday 25 November 2011 6:17

look on the bright side, if you were stuck in there for days you wouldn't have starved

Epicjulie 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:33

Thank god that is not me... I don't really like chickens o,O

sierralovesyou 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:41

Wtf?? That is not fair.

Carlie_McCartney 1

Friday 25 November 2011 6:51

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia... Oh! This was the UK, was it? My mistake x)

InsaneGenius 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:44

Why was a chicken in an elevator..?

CrizzyCream 1

Friday 25 November 2011 9:07

Omg.! I feel your pain.! I was trapped in an elevator todayy too

PieterseMJ 20

Friday 25 November 2011 14:25

were you too chicken to ask for it's number?

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