Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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rayrayray23 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

majorbob10 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Now how did that happen?

Comments

twondai 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:37

um... wtf?

gibsonFML 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 19:04

did you ever encounter a goat in ypur bathroom?

curleyQ97 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:59

atleast it was easy to avoid awkward conversation...

bakerella 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:38

yes, and it makes for a good story :D

LazyLord6 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:12

Was it alive or dead?

TrollingStalker 16

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:20

One does not simply.

wynnona 17

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:45

How did you even get into that situation??

milenko65 1

Friday 10 May 2013 18:51

why was there a chicken on an elevator and why did you get in with said foul?

tigerlilytracey 6

Wednesday 9 October 2013 11:54

thank God it wasnt an emu!

Redneckcrazyyy 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:15

How?? You know what, I'm not even gonna ask...

mrpravz 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 4:28

You know what's for dinner then.

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