Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
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Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I spoiled a TV show I've seen that a friend has started binge-watching by saying, “Episode 7 really did my head in.” His face turned from excitement to annoyance, and has vowed revenge, saying, "Great, I'm going to be anticipating episode 7 for the next few hours thanks to you, stop talking to me." FML
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golden_warrior 23
Should have thrown the set at his face
cyttex 13
That bitch! No human should have to endure the spoiling of the ending of one of the greatest shows in a long time.
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Comments (128)
SimplyBird 9
posting puns on FML is like flipping a coin. sometimes you are carried to the golden gates of laughter heaven, and sometimes you are brutally beaten down slowly...
LeDaniel 9
That should warrant a lawsuit.
purebliss_fml 19
Yes! Quick, let's all ring our lawyers.
InsanePPG 25
Better call Saul!
khaoticpanda 28
Forget it! Quick!
railgunonlymy 12
Pure evil
rockydify 22
Well that's a firing offence right there.
manylaughs 2
It's okay. Some DJ's on the radio ruined it for me and whoever else was listening at that time!
padlockd 9
At least parts of the internet can be turned off to avoid spoilers. People suck. Order from Amazon next time maybe?
Edumcg 24
You should've said: "SPOILER ALERT: I'm going to break someone's legs and have for sure that is not going to be the janitor!" or you can talk to her/his boss. People would hate to go to that store just to find out the ******* ending by a cashier.
xbox2king 6
Oh I've had that happen tons, usually where I just go like "oh so that's what happens!". They normally catch on and realize I haven't seen it and apologize. The endings to things are still shocking, good, surprising, so on and so on, no matter if you're told or not though
fluffywaspluka 7
Plot twist: Cashier is Jesse.