Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
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Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I spoiled a TV show I've seen that a friend has started binge-watching by saying, “Episode 7 really did my head in.” His face turned from excitement to annoyance, and has vowed revenge, saying, "Great, I'm going to be anticipating episode 7 for the next few hours thanks to you, stop talking to me." FML
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golden_warrior 23
Should have thrown the set at his face
cyttex 13
That bitch! No human should have to endure the spoiling of the ending of one of the greatest shows in a long time.
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Comments (128)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Should have called a manager up. and then explained to him exactly why they just lost your business. You'd have had the final laugh, when the guy was out of a job.
Serisent 26
Having worked retail, I sincerely doubt that the cashier would be fired over something like that.
drewflav 17
28 - if you think a cashier should be fired for something like that, I shiver at the thought of your ideal work world...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I've had it done before. Some asshole decided to spoil the ending of Red Dead Redemption when I bought it. Called a manager, said I wasn't buying it because of the cashier's spoiling it, and the manager fired the cashier. I think that that guy already had complaints against him though. Either way, I got the game for half price and the douchebag got fired. (This happened at a smaller game store)
iknowiwantyou 13
65 you're a dick. you made someone lose their job over that?
drewflav 17
65 - maybe I should come visit you at work, make a complaint to your boss about something trivial but blow it out of proportion and try to get you fired. I think you'd learn really quickly to not be such a selfish bastard when dealing with retail clerks. They're humans too and make mistakes like everyone else. Or, work a day as a clerk in a busy big box store like Walmart or even Safeway. I doubt you could handle it if you blew up at a cashier that quickly. It takes a lot of patience to put up with the crazy people we get on a daily basis. Hell, there are days where we'd love to take a shotgun to some of them for the shit they do. You'd definitely learn a bit of tact. To repeat something often said on FML: every human being should be forced to work in customer service for a short period of time so they can learn patience, gratitude, and basic manners.
ohrlly7457 7
65 why would you make somebody get fired over that, seriously? What if they had family to support? I hope what happens to John Marston happens to you.
FlyingPie 17
Break his face bad.
acroluvr98 11
that's not cool! Breaking bad> life
TwistedCherub1 15
I've only seen the very last episode. I'm going to watch them in reverse order as an experiment. If watching is ruined by knowing how it ends, I won't enjoy the show at all. If I do like it, it'll prove that knowing how it ends doesn't ruin a good story.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I really like that idea!
adhdwizard 13
Hearing about something isn't the same as being the one who sees it, imo. I haven't watched the last season but I've already had the middle & end spoiled and I'd say I definitely enjoy the show still. Details are everything lol.
worldclassrager 39
Breaking bad is a show you have to watch every episode THEN buy it...actually a lot of shows like that I had the same happen to me with fringe...
momsquared 10
You should have started to scream at the top of your lungs when the cashier stopped said that you haven't seen it. It would have made a scene sure, but if you're a dedicated fan you wouldn't have minded getting banned from a store.
XSimpleDesignX 18
Shoulda told her never mind you don't need it anymore to make her feel bad.
heaverlock 8
yeah he killed everyone including himself woops spoiler alert
Greenmarsh 31
They gave it away on the radio this morning. FML
McFlapple 5
In my opinion, the show is still worth watching, even if some jackass spoiled the ending for you.