Miscellaneous: Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier...

By nemesis5196523 - 03/12/2013 19:45 - United States - Ogden

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2018 05:00

Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 00:00

Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML

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By disappointed - 25/03/2014 11:36 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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By thanks a lot! - 17/07/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 14:22

Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 04:13 - United States - Woburn

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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By the fish - 30/01/2019 04:00

Today, I started this show and was really confused what was happening until I realized I accidentally started from the last episode so I basically ruined the whole show for myself. FML

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By Spoilicious - 05/11/2012 15:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

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By Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - 23/10/2012 22:47 - United States - Imperial Beach

Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:12

Should have thrown the set at his face

cyttex 13

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:13

That bitch! No human should have to endure the spoiling of the ending of one of the greatest shows in a long time.

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swaggalikethat 22

Wednesday 4 December 2013 12:53

Why the down votes? That was clever. Clever girl...

iclark0 8

Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:07

Ouch, spoiled endings are the absolute worst.....

purebliss_fml 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:10

And you would hopefully get the punching you deserve

hellspawnjuggalo 12

Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:26

I would have just turned around and walked away, leaving the box set on the counter.

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:41

Refund time

mulumequitem 6

Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:48

You should've killed him and dissolved his body in acid...

lazy_girl 12

Friday 6 December 2013 3:27

yeah, but not in the bathtub... for god's sake NOT IN THE BATHTUB!!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 4 December 2013 14:16

Did you still buy it?

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 4 December 2013 14:35

....dad, was this your post? I swear he's the only person I know that waits for the DVD version to come out, no matter how good the show o.O

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 4 December 2013 14:41

That's a sacking offense!

samms 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 15:11

Hey... Btw... Walt dies.

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