Intimacy: You OK hun?

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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name2notforget 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:11

well...were you while you fell in the shower?

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:22

Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

Comments

name2notforget 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:11

well...were you while you fell in the shower?

frankie1331 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:52

haha i would say in the exaxt voice like peter does it in Family Guy "aww sweet"

You_Just_Failed 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 9:25

hahaha her mom tought she was masturbing (chris' s voice)

colts609380 7

Thursday 24 June 2010 5:41

lol

robbie420 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:14

that is funny but if I was that guy I would probly be like nice

nosedive1994 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 1:21

yea guys think that is hotter than hell. I love it when my girlfriend masturbates

ppm1122 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:51

I'd call back in an hour haha

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:18

so not an FML just an explanation needed. BTW a lot of guys like girls masturbating so if anything your mom just helped you out a little more

harryman04 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:07

ahaaha the though of my girlfriend masturbatig turns me on :D

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:22

Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

namhowell 6

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:27

LOL @ your mom.

ZeroWes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:36

LOL F your life indeed. But it's weird how your mom knows you **********.

JassyJas 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:37

THATS SO FUNNY he probably got mad at your mom for not letting him talk to you while you were masturbating

Stumblebum30 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:41

Personally I dont know any Mom who would even say that. I'm having a hard time believing this one. possible? - probably. likely?- I doubt it.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 29 December 2009 10:22

I actually do know a few moms who would do that to their daughter, my mother being one of them. She's done much worse things then this. Things even FML wouldn't believe.