Love, Sex, Weird and Teenagers: Father figure - FML

Father figure

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 22:00

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Today, my dad has indoctrinated my boyfriend into anime. He'd never heard of anime before but now, as soon as he gets home from work, he and dad sit to watch episodes together while ignoring me. It’s gotten so bad I haven’t had sex in two weeks because my boyfriend comes to bed too late. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 November 2022 1:10

Get some of those hentai *******, and he'll go manga, manga all over you.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 8 November 2022 5:33

My daughter gets jealous of my bromance* with the SIL. Hit him up in the morning, he will appreciate starting the day off right.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 November 2022 1:10

Get some of those hentai *******, and he'll go manga, manga all over you.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 8 November 2022 5:33

My daughter gets jealous of my bromance* with the SIL. Hit him up in the morning, he will appreciate starting the day off right.

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