By Anonymous - 10/4/2020 17:00

White line fever

Today, I've been using a lot of Flonase recently for my stuffy nose, and my 4 year-old happens to call it "mommy's special nose medicine" out loud all the time. My neighbors now think I do cocaine. FML
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By  mackdeezy  |  21

On the one hand, its none of your neighbors' business as long as you dont give them a reason to (i.e unkept home/kid, strange occurrences most nights during the early AM hours)

On the other, parents really need to stop referring to things as their "special" something. Otherwise kids will attribute anything with that label, and then you're in this situation again.

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By  mackdeezy  |  21

On the one hand, its none of your neighbors' business as long as you dont give them a reason to (i.e unkept home/kid, strange occurrences most nights during the early AM hours)

On the other, parents really need to stop referring to things as their "special" something. Otherwise kids will attribute anything with that label, and then you're in this situation again.

By  Sonotsuave  |  33

I mean I feel like there’s faster and more logical conclusions people could come to like oh I don’t know you’re using a nose spray perhaps? But okay if that’s what they think