Go around the neighborhood and tell people you're not on coke. That ought to quell the suspicion, especially if you knock on their door at 3 am to inform them.

On the one hand, its none of your neighbors' business as long as you dont give them a reason to (i.e unkept home/kid, strange occurrences most nights during the early AM hours) On the other, parents really need to stop referring to things as their "special" something. Otherwise kids will attribute anything with that label, and then you're in this situation again.

That’s amazing

I mean I feel like there’s faster and more logical conclusions people could come to like oh I don’t know you’re using a nose spray perhaps? But okay if that’s what they think

Unless they told you that you are only ASSuming...