Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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foryoublue94 0
Judgemental People. Hahaha
stupiidx3 0
i hate it when people are so judgemental. they dont even know the situation that person is in and starts thinking mad s*** about them already. like wtf?!
Delilahlilah 0
I totally agree, she's judgmental. She needs to get with the times. But I noticed some older people who were raised in maybe the 50s or below are all prim and proper. What you had in childhood usually stays with you. For instance, my grandpa was raised in a racist home and I think it's rubbed off on him a bit. It's sad, but I can't say I don't love him any less. So are we being judgmental by assuming the judgmental woman is a horrible person all around? No, she just strongly believes in babies after marriage. And that everyone should be like that. But it doesn't make her a bad person all around. Okay, now I'm rambling.
alijacket 0
YDI for not knowing we're still in the 18th C. ::rolls eyes::
brenkite 5
Your sarcasm doesn't transfer.
avalon24 18
Her judgment was completely wrong, whether OP was married or not, or just not wearing her ring is really none of her business. But sadly unwed pregnancy is frowned on by lots of people, and as it happens more and more often instead of people accepting it more, many look down on it more. Really sad. But it could of simply be avoided if she hadn't told some stranger that she is pregnant. Especially when the way it's worded it sounds like she might have been embarrassed to have someone think she was sick because of flying. No shame there. No shame in being pregnant either. But I don't see the point in telling strangers about my pregnancies.
RLJJ 0
What an asshole ! Plus is there a law stating that when you're married you MUST wear a ring ? I've been married -officially, with all paperwork and signatures !- for almost twenty years and neither my wife nor myself have ever worn a ring.
oogyboogy 6
So are you saying that if more people thought it was apropriate to destroy all medicine should we all accept it... Why does it change with the time
DeathBoy 0
It's a little ironic that you can't form sentences or spell correctly.
xNephilim 19
She's Swedish. Of course her English isn't perfect.
lexiluffagus 0
I'm wondering why that's being compared with this situation. Why do dumb ***** like you think that whatever someone says, they think it applies to everything. What he/she is trying to say is that it ain't going nowhere anytime soon, so you might as well get used to it instead of being a bitter asshole about it for the rest of your life.
drinkupgorgeous 0
What a stinky bitch.
mysthyria 0
You deserve it. Now think real hard sure we are in modern times but economically and mentally it is better to be married before you start making lil ones. Just people these days don't want to man up to their stupidity or mistakes. Children are a gift precious and have lost their value now. It seems like I'm making them to be a commodity :-/ but I digress. Kids today are lil brats and don't know who daddy is and are subjected to a ton of mess because they were bourne of a hook up. In a relationship of variable stability. All morals aside yes you can raise a child with multiple custody yes you can raise him or her by yourself but is that the best you are offering to your child. Myfiance and I want kids badly but, when we are married and can handle that huge charge. You are dealing with a human life people take that all to lightly these days.
jessamyn_it_is 0
... Judgemental. Gosh, what century are we living in? Congrats to you!
jessamyn_it_is 0
Well, never thought that she might be about to marry the father? You have no idea about her life, so better save your breathe. Kids today are lil brats? I lol'd. It's not better or worse than 30 years ago, seriously. I'm a married (!) mother of 2, my 3rd Baby is on the way. But actually, you can have a great relationship if you aren't married, too. Just because you are married on a piece of paper doesn't mean you're better parents than people who are not married. Plus, you can have a solid relationship when you are not married, too. See Johnny Depp as an example. He loves his family, he's just not into that marriage-thing. Things happen.
belgiums 0
asswipe.
McLaughlane 0
@ 53: this exactly.
dlogan93 0
YDI. *****.
lilahhgee 0
51- **** you -___- your rude. what if she was raped? I hate people that judge like that