FML : Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules....

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Friday 4 December 2015 07:14 / United States - Modesto

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By Queen_bee1234 | 21

#6477284 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

Some bitches just want to feel important.

By KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6477286 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*

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By Queen_bee1234 | 21

#6477284 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

Some bitches just want to feel important.

By KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6477286 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*

tantanpanda | 26

#6477403 - Friday 4 December 2015 21:27

Right?! Some people just have no moral principles! Love the font, by the way.

By DrafteeSelf | 24

#6477287 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

Plot twist: She was stalking you

Bono363 | 11

#6477378 - Friday 4 December 2015 20:05

Reverse Stalking

jake_braves | 24

#6477390 - Friday 4 December 2015 20:43

Exactly 3, and she reported him for stalking so he wouldn't suspect that she's stalking him.

By DrafteeSelf | 24

#6477288 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:42

Plot twist: She was stalking you

By MangoLoco | 22

#6477297 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:46

Bitches be crazy man

By tfriend3 | 15

#6477299 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:47

Wow she needs to get over herself. Well at least you didn't get in serious trouble OP, could've been a lot worse.

askullnamedbilly | 33

#6477303 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

soullyfe | 32

#6477306 - Friday 4 December 2015 17:59

#10: If she took the time to notice him in her classes then she should have known that he wasn't simply stalking her if they have similar schedules.

shessohighh | 10

#6477638 - Saturday 5 December 2015 5:57

OP shouldn't have gotten detention just because of someone's dumb paranoia! That is not ok at all.

cheeeksss | 29

#6477642 - Saturday 5 December 2015 6:07

No, #10. It was a matter of the girl jumping to conclusions from paranoia and thinking too highly of herself. OP stated they are at school. Meaning, of course you're going to see the same persons everywhere throughout the day. Kinda how it works when you attend the same school..

Mortoli | 30

#6478272 - Sunday 6 December 2015 2:34

in all honesty I'd prefer suspension lol at least then i wouldnt have to deal with that mess lol and parents would understand your school filled with a bunch of dumbasses lol