Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
Sybe 0
That's a load of bollocks. I read this on another site months ago. It was an actual detention card. Nice try, but you're an asshole for trying to get a little bit of fame from someone else's TWSS.
fishyfingaz 0
Totally worth it.
Lisa89 3
To me this seems a bit strict. Maybe if the OP as like 10/11/12 ... then not the best idea to have said that. But when i was 17/18 in school i doubt any teacher ould care if I said that out loud (I didn't because that's just silly :P haha).
jazzyv94 3
Okay? That's just weird!
SilverChrono 0
LOL funny.
goddamme 0
Nice. Yah, I can't imagine a teacher owning me for a TWSS. xD Some teachers at my school even joke with us. o-o
runducknhide 0
th other day my friend got a detention for playing simon says during algebra
liloneex3 0
lmao, that's what yu get. I hated it when my ex would say that to me -___- it's annoying!
Americunt 0
IF YOU WANT IT I'LL GIVE YOU POWER Your teacher must really have serious issues to give you detention for bull like this.
CupCakeGirl101 0
how the hell dose ur teacher know what that means?
abcdefghiloveyou 0
Cupcake, they weren't born yesterday.
Mmek 0
you posted this on FB too.. first time a joke if funny, second time it's lame..
sprman 0
perfect tiiming.