jj4320
United States
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
Maddington, Australia
Detained
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
lohandork
Roehampton, United Kingdom
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Ticketshame
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
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zukinihudini 0
The police were just being picky
aali12 7
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
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Comments (128)
ariestiger15 0
That's disgusting TMI
sin862 0
OP is a friggin disgusting dude, the would be a better place without him.
mimi7231 0
Ewww?
alliwannadoishav 0
Cop must've been low on his ticket quota so far this month.
anniemall 6
Guys gotta do what a guys gotta do
BadKitty13 28
Sorry OP - Ewww at least don't do it in public.
missaabbcc 3
Maybe next time try not picking your nose while driving. You could have at least waited until you got to a stoplight or stop sign. Or, better yet, waited until you could get to a bathroom/somewhere private. YDI; you're disgusting.
missaabbcc 3
*got to a stoplight
dodgethis3500 17
Although this post is pretty gross. It actually worries me that he even got pulled over. "Distracted Driving"? I bet you anything that some day Radio's won't even be allowed in cars because it'll be too "distracting" to change the station, and on top of it, they'll probably think that you were texting when all you did was change the station, or skip the song.
psykokandy 3
What?! We can't even pick our noses in the car?!? Dude :(
Plywoodman 3
I agree. I totally had to LOL when I saw this. Made my day. Didn't know there was a law. Funny and sad that it happened bro.