jj4320
United States
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
Maddington, Australia
Detained
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
lohandork
Roehampton, United Kingdom
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Ticketshame
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
The police were just being picky
aali12 7
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
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Comments (128)
baconstrips 12
Pené
brendonuriepatd 8
When were 7 year olds allowed to drive?
darkmis1 18
Apparently eating your boogers helps your immune system......needless to say, I'd rather have a low immune system. OP: digging for gold should be done in a cave (aka your house.) Never let the public know where your secret stash is >.>
33whitten 3
Good job being a dumbass
azkollias08 8
You can use the gold u found up there to pay the ticket!
twofirstnames 12
Multitasker!
alex6946 10
When I go on long road trips I always count the nose-pickers I see!(: nasty people :o
kkelseymaee 2
That's both incredibly disgusting and extremely embarrassing.
tennisrapper1 14
I bet it was a mistake by the police officer. Otherwise, u probably wouldn't post this as an fml XD
arab_princess 3
Ew... Just ew.