Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...

By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

The police were just being picky

aali12 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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angela44 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:15

Ew..

structuredchaoz 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:15

Lol @ all the people saying gross. Every one of you pick your boogers. Don't lie. It's where you put the booger that matters.

shortensweet 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:17

are you in Alberta??

gymnstemily92 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:41

That's stupid! Bur seriously, what adult PICKS THERE NOSE? YDI

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:56

gymnstemily92 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:43

PNUI! picking ur nose under the influence lmao!!

pulore 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:44

U know u were gettin ready to eat that badboy!!

madskittlesftw 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:06

If it was a winner preserve it and pay the ticket it with it? They can't deny some serious gold.

flytothemoon010 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:30

well that's just nasty

wriptidez 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:32

purell?

Brooding99 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:35

Diggin for gold, only found coal. And, got a ticket for it. fyl man...

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