jj4320
United States
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
Maddington, Australia
Detained
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
lohandork
Roehampton, United Kingdom
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Ticketshame
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
The police were just being picky
aali12 7
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
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Comments (128)
angela44 0
Ew..
structuredchaoz 4
Lol @ all the people saying gross. Every one of you pick your boogers. Don't lie. It's where you put the booger that matters.
shortensweet 0
are you in Alberta??
gymnstemily92 0
That's stupid! Bur seriously, what adult PICKS THERE NOSE? YDI
False_Stupidity 42
Me
gymnstemily92 0
PNUI! picking ur nose under the influence lmao!!
pulore 3
U know u were gettin ready to eat that badboy!!
madskittlesftw 5
If it was a winner preserve it and pay the ticket it with it? They can't deny some serious gold.
flytothemoon010 0
well that's just nasty
wriptidez 0
purell?
Brooding99 15
Diggin for gold, only found coal. And, got a ticket for it. fyl man...