jj4320
United States
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
Maddington, Australia
Detained
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
lohandork
Roehampton, United Kingdom
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Ticketshame
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
The police were just being picky
aali12 7
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
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Comments (128)
anjtrg_1112 23
Give the cop the gold you found, maybe then he/she'll rethink giving you a ticket.
angelmaehanson 0
Good. I got into a car accident because an asshole was picking his nose and eating it. About time cops crack down.
D_THOMPSON 5
That's what you get
BostonBear 33
my state had a slogan of "click it or ticket" you must have got don't picket or ticket
MommaSchmidt 14
yet they frequently seem to miss the people smoking and/or on the phone....who knew that picking your nose was so much more dangerous!
sbarua219 17
To all you saying that's gross or nasty, tell me...have you never picked your nose or something? Like wow children these days
bleedingglitter 24
I got pulled over for sneezing once. The cop thought it was dancing crazy, which I didn't know was a crime anyway.
canadiangirl98 9
They should booger off