jj4320
United States
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
Maddington, Australia
Detained
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
lohandork
Roehampton, United Kingdom
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Ticketshame
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
The police were just being picky
aali12 7
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
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Comments (128)
boredblonde 17
Have some class, come on man
MilliIshAwesome 0
So you're not classy if you pick your nose in your own car? Ok then.
RainbowzSkittlez 6
Well did you find any treasure? :D
EnEl_Infierno 15
Snot drive by's the last craze.
FtGirl17 0
Not in public, no. Do you often inspect your nose in public?
piodanda 0
I guess you had a treasure?!
BostonBear 33
they got the winning ticket
CoffeeZ 0
Really couldn't wait to look for buried treasure until you got home? You totally deserve it lol.
False_Stupidity 42
Sometimes it gets real bad while driving when there's a booger stuck in there and it drives you to distraction, so the best option is to try and get it out
IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0
How old are you nine?
JRockk 2
obviously not, hes driving >.>
ikickgingers 15
The best part of this fml is "I can count to potato". Yup, it's still funny.
2muchfun1 7
You might as well have been talking on the phone! Now this is an embarrassing story to tell your friends and family. "yeah, it was a bright green color..."
Wheredidgrungego 12
You can't be picky about when you clean your nose. Although, distracted driving can lead to boogger problems and tissues.
qhostred 0
You could have said that there was something in your brain and you were trying to get it out