Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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Mahoney23 3
I wish all these people would stop telling the original poster to get implants. Natural boobs whether large or small will all ways look better than fake ones IMO. Plus she's still young and could grow more in time. Some of my friends in high school used to get made fun of for being flat, and now you couldn't believe they're the same person any more. So hang in there OP and don't let those ass holes get you down.
SwagLikeMe 0
atleast you're nawt ugly liek me. ;(. <<<<
LibbieCelaya 0
How can you say your ugly but you put your username as "SwagLikeMe"
brookig 10
# 53, you should shut the **** up. if you are a PROFESSIONAL ADULT and make fun of a minors breasts than you are a scanky loser PERVERT just like them! We put our trust in doctors to NOT do that and treat our kids with dignity and respect. But from the sounds of it, you no nothing about that. You are a nasty, no good, complete waste of a life.....WAY TO GO YOU PEDOPHILE!
Anaxes 5
#157, you should use the reply button.
gagalooooo 0
wow that is completely innapropriate
varkey 7
small is beautiful
destonerock 0
1. fk those guys, that shit will come back to them.. 2. I bet ur just fine. 3. I know u don't want to here it..ur only 17. 4. I bet ur a hot sexy smart 17 year old.. those guys prob. have small d1(k's. so they talk about everyone else to make themself feel better.
Wargen 8
BONKERS
dannykidane 0
wow, I wish people could say things more flat out these days.
adidjo 0
Sue their asses off
iRichiq 3
stupid molesting doctors