Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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LittleMissRaven 0
Ugh!! Classic case of doctors being unprofessional douches.
Anaxes 5
How are they being Unprofessional hygiene products? Real doctors don't have personalities, I know.
nikalb3 0
flat is in
TROLLZ 0
get boobs
alexaluvee 0
get over it. you can at least do something about it like stuffing your bra :P what if you were big chested.? then there would be absolutely nothing you can do about it unless you consider surgery. so in a way YDI
Compass 0
I got all 4 removed in one sitting and all they used was a local anesthetic. I could see, hear, smell, and feel (except my mouth) just fine. I couldn't taste well, though. Listening to Aerosmith and mixed Mexican music through noise cancelling headphones while they drilled in my mouth was sort of relaxing.
maggiewalters 17
Thank god someone said something about local anesthesia. Why the **** would you be given full anethesia to remove teeth!? That doesnt make any sense, plus it is risky.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It does make sense in some cases. When I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed (in the same sitting), I was knocked right out. They didn't use laughing gas on me.
lovesuxz 0
Pizzaguy Your So Hott ! hehe !! ;D
nabzilla 0
Wow what a bunch of pervs.
blownfuse 0
if u are that upset about it then get an ass so that u have something to be proud of ... personally I like a woman to have smaller boobs (also like women older than me but whatever right) but I find larger women attractive too lol get over it there is nothing u can do about it anyways! freedom of speech... comments are not a reason to sue and they were not touching u or. u would have said that !! suck it up buttercup!
hedgehogs 0
Write up what happened and send it to your county medical society (or have your parent do this). They have staff that will take care of this. And it needs to be taken care of. Medical professionals know that it's impossible to know what an anesthetized patient does and does not hear. I was once being treated in an emergency room for a seizure-like migraine and heard the doctor next door talking about "these damn women and their imaginary ailments," and how "that one in there said she'd tried acupuncture." When the nurse came to give me an injection, she was very kind and also clearly very embarrassed because there's no way I could not have heard that. I wrote the letter just as I advised you, and I got phone call a week later saying that the hospital administration had reprimanded the doctor and recorded the matter in his personnel file. These guys deserve the same.
Anaxes 5
I'm just going to note that reprimanding means absolutely nothing, you fell for pseudo-justice.
kolk777 10
it's anesthetics... not anesthesia ms. I'm too high to know the difference.