Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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TheB0a 5
Should of got them fired. Sexual harassment !
suphumanity 0
it's actually kinda scary the anesthesia didn't fully kick in
LOLSWAT 0
dont be upset, op. for one, dudes will do this, talking about **** will happen. its what guys do. two, there are guys who actually are into girls with small breasts, everyone is different. also, **** can be made bigger, and at least they didnt say " look at this uggo we have to wrench on today". so u may as well post a puc of em and let those of us who like **** appreciate them even more
RyGuy748 0
big juicy melons XD
MagneticGuitar 0
Its their job to analyse :P
lemoncows 2
lol maybe you just thought you could still hear them and your self esteem issues made you hear what you think everyone notices.
_GODZILLA_ 0
Report them. Seriously, they could fool around with some of the patients while they're asleep.
reptarroars 7
should of hit them in the nuts :D
deadly_flower13 0
They're professionals. You're a minor. You should sue their asses.
vannahlol 6
I like how people with small boobs get offended so easily by flat chested. Compared to someone with big boobs you are flat, but that doesn't make you any less beautiful. So get over it?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#109 Girls who are small-chested aren't flat even compared to girls with big boobs. But yeah, I'm aware that being small-chested doesn't make someone any less beautiful. :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, compared to those with big boobs, we are small.
vannahlol 6
If you're boobs are small enough you can be. I just don't get why boob size really matters. I don't see why calling someone flat chested would offend anyone. But that's just me.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#111 Yeah...We're small compared to big boobs, but not flat. #112 Unless you're small-chested yourself, I can see how you would have trouble seeing that...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes, but people call B cups flat. I've seen it happen; and those are far from flat. My point is, sure, if she literally has nothing (ie: resembles a board, literally - and yes, redundancy was necessary here) then she can be called flat. Mind you, as flat as a board would be smaller than a AA. So, anything post-pubescent, like nerds and I, should not be called flat, since there is a slight bump. Our chests do not resemble a board if there's even the slightest bump. That's my rant.