Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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twignig 0
that's so ****** up.
hobo12 0
EW.PERV DENTISTS.I bet if a big boobed girl goes there theyd be talking about her boobs the WHOLE time.
nsjohnson 2
ha!
lexahlovesyou 0
They talk about that stuff at their job??? O.O
thecatsmeow_xx 9
LOL. What pedos! You should sue them and take all their money! They're supposed to be professional dental surgeons and they have nothing to talk about but a 17 year olds boobs, that's so wrong. sue them!
Anaxes 5
Professional does not mean behaving like a drone. Only life threatening surgery requires major concentration, removing teeth is far from life threatening. It's pathetic people like you that cause doctors bills to rise due to the increase in general insurance rates. Just because they didn't behave in a lovely manner doesn't give the OP ANY entitlement. The arrogance required to think otherwise is astounding and just reinforces the stereotype of women being bloody stupid.
withered 30
It's like saying you reinforce the "stereotype of men being bloody stupid" but then again I have common sense and realize people are individuals and there's a bit more to them than their genitalia. Professional does not mean behaving like a drone, yes. But it does mean PROFESSIONAL. How they behaved, in front of the patient, is NOT professional and given that she was underage at the time it makes it even worse. I can find my coworker's ass attractive but that doesn't mean I can walk to him/her and tell him/her the list of sex toy's I would stick inside his/her ass. Same reason why you don't make sexual comments while working with your SO or make out in front of coworkers-> it is unprofessional. I don't know why you so strongly defend this unprofessional and inappropriate behavior. It makes you seem like you are a creep that gets shut down by people a whole lot and is bitter because of it. "What? I can't make people uncomfortable around me by commenting on their body? What am I, a drone?" Yet at the same time you ignore the patient's discomfort.
Azrael489 0
What a couple of creeps... Oh well, don't let it get you down, OP. At 17 you're probably not fully developed yet, and even if you are, there's nothing wrong with small breasts. Many guys actually prefer them. Your chance at being a receptionist at your DDS office is shot, but that's probably for the best...
usmcbunny 0
Report them to their boss. See how quickly they get fired! :D
water2210 0
it's not like they raped you
capnbzarr 43
Report them to the AMA (or the equivalent professional board if you're not in the USA). That's incredibly unprofessional.
Hazu_fml 0
hey you know what I say anything smaller than my hand goes to waste kudos to you kid.