Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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rottentomatoes 7
yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
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dubstep87 0
either shut up or say something grow a pair of balls (or boobs) and say something really smart ass or insult them it's not the end of the world
Radtastic 9
lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.
vader557 16
Barely a minor. Her age doesn't come into play anymore for something like this
roxyluv 0
where they hot? or just old pervy geezers?
rcloca 10
Old pervy geezers.
nyf137 20
Does it matter?
wtfed 0
pics or didn't happen
PizzaGuy11 0
they were talkin about boobs... not showin them...
SparkleMotion44 0
wow Mandy u go on FML too!?? hahaha I remember u yelling me this on Tuesday! lol c u tomorrow
bluecat_fml 0
u should've said something, threatened them with sexual harrasment charges. at least the operation would have been free of charge. and now a days oral surgeons keep female assistants in the op room for female clients to avoid these kind of lawsuits.
bluecat_fml 0
oh, and u r 17! well they go to jail, u become rich :P
Anaxes 5
I'm seriously confused as to how they go to jail and how she has any sort of argument that isn't so paper thin and pathetic it would stand up in a courtroom.
perdix 31
No, they keep the female assistants in the room for threesomes. I've seen many documentaries that show that this is the purpose for having the assistant. You can't find these documentaries on boring ol' PBS, they're on YouPorn, SpankWire, RedTube, etc.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Again, NO PROOF. I know someone who was inappropriately fondled by a doctor when she was a young, but quite developed, teen. She reported it to the cops and the state medical board, but no one could do else anything about it, because there wasn't enough proof. This OP has even less of a case. The docs aren't going to confess. She was under sedation, and therefore not exactly a reliable witness anyhow. Who's to say she didn't dream it? If she and her parents decide the unprofessionalism merits a response (which is questionable, since they really only embarrassed her), switching doctors, making a complaint to the appropriate board, and alerting her referring DDS to the situation will be more effective uses of their time than filing a laughable lawsuit.
Cortana101 16
Oh thats why my orthodontist always has female assistants. Surprisingly thats smart so they don't get sued. Plus when there is a female person getting work done it makes females more comfortable than having just a male in the room, then it turns awkward.
yoopergal 0
I'd consider a sexual harassment lawsuit. you'd win.
Anaxes 5
Yeah, just reinforce the stupid/bitchy female stereotype. Just like the dumb ***** who decided to sue David Jones because one of the employees sexually harassed her. Apparently having a man touch your bra strap is worth $37 million. If you worked in a mine, got involved in an accident and had 3 of your limbs sawn off, you'd be pretty lucky to get 1 million.
withered 30
I wonder how many rejections does it take for a person to get so bitter they start to justify/dismiss sexual harassment.
withered 30
Ah sorry, I meant to say I wonder how many rejections AND how much of self entitlement does it take for a person to get so bitter they start to justify/dismiss sexual harassment. Normal people handle rejections just fine.
rasellersjr 0
Talk to an attorney, that is sexual harassment. You could walk away with a ton of cash and set for life.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Not to mention they obviously didn't give you the anesthetic correctly (unless it was a local only in which case you WILL hear them but my guess is it wasn't if they are openly talking like that)..So you can throw that fact in there, probably get them fired as well for both of those reasons.
ShadowPunkChick 1
And to everyone saying "you should have said something" It's not that easy to talk while you have your mouth pried open with hands and what not inside it! Besides, sometimes those things numb you correctly (so much that you can't talk or move at all) but don't put you to sleep when they are supposed to. She possibly could have made some sort of twitch or sound to let them know but some people do odd things in their sleep so they might not have thought anything of it if that happened. Though you would think her eyes would have been open if she wasn't asleep..unless she was too scared to open them or they had that tape crap over them.. Put some thought into it though, it's not OP's fault.
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Implants
404guy 0
Don't worry, flat chests are beautiful too.