By Anonymous - 5/8/2011 07:04 - United States
  Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
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  Ugi  |  26

It's massively irresponsible to brag about such things.

If you want to be touched up by strangers, fine - I'm sure you can find a group on the internet who can help.

I'm not a woman but I think I can speak for the vast majority in saying that they would not want to be groped without invitation. I'm sure under most circumstances the OP's mother and aunt would be among them. However, you can't ask to be left alone and then claim bragging rights when you aren't.

If you want people to respect what you say, you have to _always_ say what you mean. Doubly so where anything vaguely sexual is involved.

By  loserman67  |  35

Tell your mother that "self-groping" does not count. Sorry, but anyone who would be proud of the fact that they get felt up by strangers...................."shakes" serious douche chills