Miscellaneous: Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked...

By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By KenzoBVB - 02/09/2015 03:55 - Canada

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

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jessssxo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

haha, he's so wrong.

vonstrangle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:35

he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.

Comments

supernovaa 3

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:31

if a high school guy is holding out for a girl who doesn't have braces, he's going to have to wait a while. you'll be just fine. braces suck though, good luck with them!

helen_123 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:48

my dad said something simlar to me but he said "at least when your braces of you wont be so ugly"

TheUnnamedOne 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:51

I find girls with braces attractive :) (I know, I'm weird)

dan81892 2

Monday 8 June 2009 2:41

braces are so ******* hot.

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:57

From my experience, your dad is right. I only got asked out after my braces came off.

missbubbly101 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:19

Awww! That's awful! :'(

skiBOAT 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:06

I think half of these FMLs about parents insulting their kids are followed by a "just kidding" or a laugh and a smile of approval. Plus they're pretty lame.

skiBOAT 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:13

Braces are cute. Besides, braces > crooked teeth. (:

i_love_fml_11 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:06

yeah from my experience, boys don't really care about braces. boys get braces too lol just keep your teeth clean and get pretty colors as the bands that won't look like you have food in your teeth lol :)