Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Comments (154)
chrisb92 0
HA that is really funny
amazingkate 0
you got some sort of sentimental attachment to your freckle? were you impaled? what's the big problem?
crazyval619 6
LAW SUITE!!!!!
birdofparadise 16
So, no one else gets that if you pierce moles or freckles, which if her freckle was that dark it is probably a mole, it can actually cause medical problems, including skin cancer? That would be why this is more of an FML than you guys think.
Cnote231 0
u consider this an fml... wow. let it close up and then get it repierced. ydi for noticing before he pierced it!
IvoryDragon 0
where he marked the marker?
crazykidd15 0
the sharpie one! :D
DysfunctionalK 7
You know, that really sucks. I have mine done too, and I would have been really pissed off if they had pierced it by lining it up with the freckle I have on my bellybutton. Instead of that, though, they proceeded to laugh at me for it and then inform me that that I have a small bellybutton. I hope you can fix it! -xoxo, Kat
karalayo 4
The marker??
ya_momma 4
Youre overreacting over something very minor.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
not if you have OCD/are super-duper picky and particular and want everything perfect.