Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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Comments (154)
zombzomb 0
@ 113 it's not self mutilation because she didn't do it to herself
Glam_fml 0
92, I don't know whose belly buttons you are looking at, but they do, in fact, heal. They do not stink. And, finally, just because it's pierced doesn't mean people can't lick/kiss/etc. I have my navel pierced - I should know.
eleanor_rigby 0
Why is everybody so frazzled that she asked to guess which one was pierced through? Obviously it was the freckle, otherwise she wouldn't have mentioned that there was a freckle and she would not post an FML if everything had gone normally. Jeez.
Carribu 0
@ #1/24 - Quit being a stereotypical prick. "farmgirl"? Yeah I bet you got to one of the top 10 private colleges. You probably wanted a naval piercing, your boyfriend called you a **** and a *****, dumped you, and now you're coming to vent. Get the hell over yourself. And #111 is right. Anyone can be anywhere on the internet. I'm in ******* Sweden. And how do you know if someone's naval is pierced? What? You don't? WOW.
hollyHURR 0
Oooft, you should've asked for a refund :/
14hatemachine 2
this is why you stay away from sketchy piercers who offer you a free fake id! with the purchase of three badly done piercings or more ;3
mzmaverickd 7
Damn. Is it REALLY crooked? :(
Polionixon 2
Hopefully you can still have kids.
Allord 0
YDi for having a freckle
linvomittt 0
What an idiot. I used to do piercings professionally, and its reallyyy not that hard to get it right. In fact, belly button piercings are obscenely easy to do. On the bright side, a lot of people get them angled purposely, because they think it'll look cool with certain belly button rings.